2012年11月26日 星期一

艾樂芬的由來

源自一株在人類身上新發現到"艾樂酚"病毒,他會經由飛沫傳染,潛伏期估計有數年之久, 罹患者通常不會有任何病識感,發作時會在大腦分泌微量類瑪啡酚物質,而產生輕微愉悅的幻覺,有時會有超越正常有點瘋狂舉動,若經常發作會逐漸有習慣性,俗稱"癮"。

本來應該屬於個別性的案例,但最近幾年拜網路部落之賜,發現變種二代病毒"艾樂酚II"具有網路傳染力,集體發作情事有增多的趨勢,演變成一個跨越地域人種的性格特徵,若在你我生活周遭仔細觀察,不難發現這樣的族群,凡是會有點衝動想把自己所熱愛的興趣或快樂事情與他人分享的人,小心你已經感染上這種病毒。

這族群的人都具有一些相類似的症狀行為舉止,例如:飯前拍照代替禱告,下班才開始打卡,環島打網球等等,原來熱愛的"愛",快樂的"樂",分享的"分”,熱愛快樂分享的"愛樂分"就是這病毒所引發的症狀,與elephant英文諧音,所以稱這族群為象族象族人有時會變身快閃族或是低頭族,下次有人說他是艾樂芬族或象族人,請不要誤會他不是噸位重或是那個地方的少數民族,他不需藥物治療,不含類固醇不會有傷害性,反而止嘴乾夠不會礙胃(台語)只是很單純具有點Wasabi(山葵)精神口感的徵狀。


 

他們是"熱愛生命,快樂分享"的一個族群只要你是有著相同的理念,歡迎無料取用這個象形識別圖樣,讓彼此可以一眼就分辨出是志同道合的族人。 

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